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3 Funny Stages Of Life

Teen age
Have Time + Energy........But no money

Working Age
Have Money + Energy........ but no time

Old Age
Have Time + Money........Bu t no energy

Which Is The Best?

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NIGERIAN BABES AND THEIR OVER-
SABI
ATTITUDE IN PUBLIC PLACES!!!
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1. Halima says....Waiter, please, I
like my SALAD very hot, also, can I have 2 bottles of SHAWARMA.

... 2. Nneka says.....Ore mi give me your PIN let me call you.

3. Mabel says.... I'm so tired; I just
made my hair in Shop-rite today

4. Rejoice...more replies......Really?? I want to spend my summer in London this Christmas period.

5. Cynthia explains....... I just bought my BlackBerry (BB) but I haven’t collected the PIN.

6. Ronke brags......Wen I'm flyin, I
always like d window seat cos I open it for fresh air.

7. Tade says...... I prefer London 2 UK during winter.

8. Fatima says.......Hmmm, u can’t
even imagine, I just bought a G-String, and the thing I like
most about it is the double back pockets

9. Abbey orders.... Please if you don’t have meat pie, doughnuts or scotch egg, just give me snacks.

10. Amaka laments.....in our house
eh, we use to have 3 swimming pools, until armed robbers stole one.

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NIGERIAN BABES AND THEIR OVER-
SABI
ATTITUDE IN PUBLIC PLACES!!!
READ ON JARE!!!

1. Halima says....Waiter, please, I
like my SALAD very hot, also, can I have 2 bottles of SHAWARMA.

... 2. Nneka says.....Ore mi give me your PIN let me call you.

3. Mabel says.... I'm so tired; I just
made my hair in Shop-rite today

4. Rejoice...more replies......Really?? I want to spend my summer in London this Christmas period.

5. Cynthia explains....... I just bought my BlackBerry (BB) but I haven’t collected the PIN.

6. Ronke brags......Wen I'm flyin, I
always like d window seat cos I open it for fresh air.

7. Tade says...... I prefer London 2 UK during winter.

8. Fatima says.......Hmmm, u can’t
even imagine, I just bought a G-String, and the thing I like
most about it is the double back pockets

9. Abbey orders.... Please if you don’t have meat pie, doughnuts or scotch egg, just give me snacks.

10. Amaka laments.....in our house
eh, we use to have 3 swimming pools, until armed robbers stole one.
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